Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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