Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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