I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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