So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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