Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I will be naked everywhere
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Randomize
