Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It's just like the Real World with babies
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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