And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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