hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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