is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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