I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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