you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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