Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Come share oat with me in your robe
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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