I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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