then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Is this like a preordered booty call?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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