And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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