how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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