In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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