I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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