Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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