i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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