Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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