nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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