Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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