IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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