RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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