JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
