I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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