What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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