I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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