are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
