Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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