Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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