Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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