dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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