For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Two words: nipple clamps
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