My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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