You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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