thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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