i permit you to call me
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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