I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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