Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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