I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
