There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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