So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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