So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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