My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
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