CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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