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(816): View more from Missouri

normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away

(508): View more from Massachusetts

You just wanted to meet firemen

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