we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I have aggressive nipples.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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