Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
