So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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