He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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