Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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